Thoughts on my experience at The Expendables 2 Premiere.
So yeah, I got to go to the Expendables 2 Premiere. Kinda awesome. To think that not only was the studio not annoyed that I make the trailers, but to flat out like them so much that I get an invite, is pretty sweet. Sadly I didn’t get to shake the hand of Sly and Arnold, but that didn’t diminish the experience (much).
RANDOM THOUGHS ON THE NIGHT:
After Seeing Van Damme and Dolph in the span of :30 seconds I wanted both to strip down to Desert Cammo and go head to head.
The guy sitting in front of me was an English Contest winner and was like, the most excited dude ever. it was adorable.
Sly (pictured above) seems to be a phenomenally gracious person and a true professional keeping on in light of his recent tragedy.
There are some awful plastic surgeons working on women in LA.
As far as I can tell Terry Crews is just as constantly happy and exuberant as he you would want him to be.
JCVD is an intense fucking guy in person.
GASP, turn around, I’m 3 feet from Norris. I now have a sunburn.
Tiny Lister is huge.
“hey, that’s the asian guy on Falling Skies.”
Amazing to finally be in a movie where the people who made it can actually hear you applauding at the end.
W Hotel, silly one name nightclub, elevator only access, cabanas, rooftop… Most Hollywood Party. Ever. terrific.
Two greatest words in the english language? Open Bar.
Who put this fucking pool in the middle of a nightclub and why are none of these women in it?
Mr. Statham, I’ll find your waitress and get you a drink if you promise to beat at least 6 dudes around you. Just cuz. Oh and you must head butt at least one of them and use a velvet rope to throw one off the roof.
oh, hello ladies.
Also Mr. Statham, when I previously saw you several years ago at the W in Westwood I could’ve sworn you were 6 inches shorter.
Terry Crews… does not slow down or turn anyone away. What a gent.
I should’ve gotten dinner earlier, and I’m not nearly drunk enough.
Apparently Ryan Lochte is here. I notice he isn’t in the pool so he must be practicing his other talent. Being a d-bag.
More than once I’ve heard that certain stars here need a little less security consideration because they actually do know how to beat the tar out of someone who comes near them. I’m sure the same was true at the premiere of “Sparkle”.
And off Statham goes storming off with his posse. Aaaand he looks pissed and ready to kill someone. Can’t say if he is or not, but that’s how I want to remember him.
Goodbye Ladies I’m exhausted.
Stay tuned for my short review.